Are you considering a visit to see me in person at the Alien Cathouse Brothel just outside of Las Vegas, Nevada, but are unsure about what to expect? Allow me to be of some assistance!
Walk-Ins and Tours
When you arrive at the Alien Cathouse Brothel, you will walk up to the front entrance and ring the doorbell once (both bells work, I frankly prefer the one on the right because it’s less irritating). Then, one of our shift managers will answer the door and welcome you in. They will then ask you if you would like a line-up or if you would like to first get a drink at the bar.
If you choose to get a drink at the bar, the shift manager will have you sit at the bar and take your drink order. They will then walk back to the booking room to allow the ladies to come and speak with you. At any point, you may ask a lady for a tour or ask for a line-up.
If you request a line-up, the shift manager will direct you to sit on the couch by the front door and they will ring a bell notifying us that we are to quickly line up in front of you. All of the ladies will then stand next to each other with their hands behind their backs. They are allowed to smile at you but they are not allowed to gesture or speak. The ladies will then announce their names to you one at a time and once they are done, you may pick a lady to tour with. You can indicate who you wish to pick either by speaking their name or by making eye contact with her and pointing (it is okay to point, we understand it’s hard to remember eight names at once).
At this point, the rest of the ladies will sit in the parlor while the lady you picked will give you a quick tour of the premises and then direct you to her room. She will then direct you to sit on the bed with her and this is where the negotiation happens.
Tipping courtesans at least $20 for giving you a tour and taking her time to explain her services to you is good practice, whether or not you actually decide to book a session with her.
Appointments
It is most definitely preferred that you book an appointment with me prior to visiting the brothel. This way I can ensure that I am available for you! I would hate for you to come all this way and not be able to see me.
Prior to booking an appointment, I recommend that you email me first at sheena.rheed@protonmail.com to double check my availability and coordinate the service you are looking for. I typically respond to emails within a few hours, but—worst case scenario—I will get back to you within two business days.
Once you know the day and time you would like to come in, you may call the brothel at +1(775) 372-5678 and let them know you would like to book an appointment with me. To book an appointment and ensure my availability, you will need to leave a $500 deposit (see below for further details on payment methods). This will go towards your session.
In terms of pricing, handjob services will be roughly equivalent the deposit as a starting base line, and increase from there depending on how much you wish to extend in terms of time and service.
Vaginal sex begins at around 4x the deposit; and anal sex begins at roughly 16x the deposit (due to a 2 hour minimum for anal).
The office accepts all cards except for American Express. The payment will read on your bank statement as “Sky Services.”
Before You Visit
Prior to visiting, you may contact me at any time via email with any questions you have. I do appreciate having some form of communication with you prior to our session, so I can be sufficiently prepared to give you the best possible experience you can have!
Please share with me the details of what you are looking for and do not spare the specifics of what you want, even if you believe it may not be something I offer, or may not be something you can currently afford. Please be reassured that it is my pleasure (quite literally) to fulfill your fantasies and make this a fair trade for the both of us. I will never provide a session without first establishing that the deal to which we agree upon is mutually beneficial, and ultimately: fair.
As I repeatedly mention in my other blog articles and social media, making money is but only one component of why I am working in this industry. It is extremely unfortunate that, despite how ancient this profession is, the vast majority of girls working in this business around the world, both now and historically, begin their careers out of utter destitution or some other form of dire situation, doing work that they would immediately abandon if they only had the opportunity to do so. Thankfully, I am extremely fortunate that these tragic circumstances are wholly removed from my own journey to sex work. Deriving true and sensual enjoyment from my time with my clients is exactly what allows this work to be both sustainable, invigorating, and satisfying for me; and the way I protect the integrity of that enjoyment is by ensuring that our negotiations conclude at a place that is truly good for us both, so that I myself can derive authentic sexual pleasure from you that extends beyond mere monetary compensation. Relinquishing all other worries to fall into bed and satiate all of our hedonistic desires in together is just as important to me as well.
Getting Here
From Las Vegas:
Alien Cathouse Brothel is located about 85 miles northwest of Las Vegas. Generally, it takes a little over an hour to get here from the Strip. You can either drive yourself (recommended) or a car service is also available (when booked ahead of time) from the brothel for a fee if you need a ride to and from Las Vegas. It is right off Highway 95 and is connected to the Area 51 Travel Center, which is an alien-themed convenience store, gas station, and a truck stop. (Truckers are always welcome at the brothel! Come have a cold beer and a shower...with me!).
From Death Valley National Park:
We are located approximately 40 miles east of Death Valley National Park.
From Creech Airforce Base:
Simply travel 40 minutes west on Highway 95.
As you drive down Highway 95, you will come across a large sign that says “Area 51 Alien Center” with a little pink building attached to the bright green convenience store. There is a pink sign, if you look hard enough, that says “Alien Cathouse Brothel.” The door is located to the far left of the building, closest to the “Alien Center.” There, you will see two pillars and an entryway. When you step up to the door, you can ring the bell.
When You Arrive
Upon arrival, the shift manager will invite you to sit at the bar while you wait for me to come get you. I will meet you at the bar, give you a quick visual tour of the house (and my body), and invite you into my boudoir.
The Negotiations
Once you enter my boudoir, I will invite you to have a seat with me on the bed. We will then have some time to talk through and agree upon the parameters of what we are going to do, and the price. Remember, like I just said earlier, I am not here only for money. I am ravenously horny nearly every waking minute. This is not hyperbole; and as such, I am very motivated to have you fuck me without restraint; however, that kind of relaxed abandon logically requires both of us to be absolutely clear about the particulars of our arrangement.
Once we have agreed upon those details, we will go to the front desk and process your payment.
Pricing
Fortunately, I am able to set my own prices, and you can read more about that [here]. Inconveniently, according to Nevada state law, I cannot negotiate or provide details about pricing outside of my boudoir at the brothel house, but I can give you a general idea of what to expect by providing indirect “graphical” hints.
I offer four categories of services:
Classic services;
Sensual massage;
Erotic experiences; and
BDSM sessions.
When you are booking a classic service like a simple handjob or blowjob, that will be in the $$$ range; and vaginal sex will start in the $$$$ range.
Massages can range anywhere from $$$ to $$$$ depending on whether or not you want to also receive sexual services (a.k.a. “happy endings”). I typically conduct massages with both of us in the nude while using massage oil. For specialty items—such as “The K-Girl Experience”—the price is going to be at a premium (nearly twice the rate of classic vaginal sex), because this qualifies as a high-quality luxury service.
Conversely, wanting something simple—the proverbial “one-and-done,” if you will—is completely understandable to me. However, I do highly recommend, in order to make the most of your time and money, to invest and save up for a premium experience rather than a baseline classic service. It really is much better if we are given plenty of time to get to know each other on both an individual level as well as a sexual level. It takes time to really be able to make the magic happen. Although I guarantee you will be happy either way, if you save up for the longer sessions, you certainly will not regret it.
If providing authentic physical pleasure to the woman you are fucking is something that is important to you, do bear in mind that booking longer sessions directly facilitates that objective. Despite how common the practice is, I personally have never faked an orgasm in my private life, and I regard it to be something of a moral axiom to maintain that same level of honesty with you as well. Initially, that might sound intimidating; however, I am extremely fortunate to be intimately connected and familiar with how my own body works, which means I am fully capable of guiding you to give me a mind-numbing orgasm.
Furthermore, I do also offer “BDSM sessions;” and because that can mean so many different things, the prices will be customized to your individual needs. The answers to the following questions are what largely determine the pricing for those sessions:
Am I going to be penetrated vaginally, anally, or not at all?
Are you going to want to be penetrated with fingers or a toy?
Note: If you’re looking to be dominated and pegged, please bring your own equipment (dildo) that works best for your body!
An overnight stay will be in the $$$$$ price range. It will most certainly be a night you will never forget. Remember, I discount quite heavily the more hours you book, so please be sure to inquire about this option during our negotiation!
The “Dick Check”
To ensure your safety and mine, Nevada state law requires me to inspect you for any visible signs of sexually transmitted infections before we engage in any sexual activity. To do this, I simply take an alcohol swab and wipe your genital region to make sure there are no strange bumps (apart from razor burn), lesions, or oddly-colored liquids coming from your penis. As scary as that sounds, I promise, it is not. It only takes a couple of seconds and I am very gentle and quick with it.
That being said, I highly encourage you to inspect yourself prior to coming to an appointment, and if you have any concerns, please seek a medical professional for advice. If you do come to an appointment and have any potential signs of an STD, I will not be able to provide sexual services for you and will recommend for you to visit a doctor. I am obviously not a medical professional and cannot diagnose you with anything, but, once again, under these circumstances, Nevada state law obligates me to refuse service to you for my own safety as well as the safety of my other clients.
Note: All legal courtesans are required to test for STDs once a week in order to maintain their license. We test once a week for all common STDs and once a month we do bloodwork for HIV/AIDS.
Condoms are always legally required!!
The Fun Part
Now we get to the part that we BOTH have been waiting for! Despite having already mentioned this a couple of times already, I feel that I cannot over-emphasize this point: if you are with me, I am seeking pleasure just as much as you are. When men seek out prostitutes, members of contemporary society and their woefully mislead assumptions cannot possibly fathom the possibility of a prostitute actually enjoying having sex with her client; and I am painfully aware that such a stigma exists. Please rest assured: you will never need to feel as if purchasing my body somehow makes me feel bad or dirty afterward. On the contrary, I will feel energized, fulfilled, and happy that I was able to satisfy you (my propensity for orgasm notwithstanding).
Rebooking and/or Extensions
When our session is over, the office will intercom into the room saying something like, “Time’s up. Time to rebook.” The house makes sure that no one is taking advantage of my time, which is another advantage to working at a legal brothel. We do also receive a five minute warning, so when the warning comes in through the intercom, we can decide whether or not to continue, and begin negotiating for the extended time.
Tipping
Tips are definitely expected, so be sure to save some cash. Tips are typically given after the service but can also be negotiated beforehand. Tips are preferred to be paid in cash, before returning to the parlor. It’s good practice to tip at least $100 or 20% for sexual services (whichever is higher).
You are also welcome to buy me a drink afterward, and please be sure to tip the bartender as well. Generally speaking, if you wish to simply have a chat with one of the prostitutes at the bar, it is always good practice to tip her at least $20 as well. Our time and energy is our most valuable commodity!
Good-Byes
Once you have tipped me in my room, I will walk you out to the parlor where you can have a drink or be on your merry way. I always love watching clients leave with a big smile on their face! The house rules do not allow me to walk you to the door, but I do appreciate getting a big hug from you before you leave. Bear hugs are the best hugs!
Follow Up
Please make sure to leave me a review here; and please be explicit! Spare none of the juicy details. Be sure to follow me on Twitter and Chaturbate, both under my name: @sheenarheed. If you want to book again, please email me to ensure my availability before calling the brothel house. Repeat clients are, naturally, the best!
Concluding Remarks
Now that you know what to expect when you come to see me, all I have left to say is:
Let's play rough...~_^
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